Best smoothie recipe evah

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Because meatpixel.com is first and foremost concerned about your health and personal well being, here is an amazingly healthful smoothie recipe. It looks dagnasty, but tastes quite good and has Magic Healing Powers. Really. Chia seed was used as a superfood by the ancient Aztecs, and see what it did for them!

In a blender, layer the following:

  • Handful of fresh baby spinach
  • One banana
  • Handful of fresh pineapple
  • Small chunk of fresh ginger (or an ounce of fresh ginger juice)
  • Two Tbsp chia seed

Slowly add just a little Perrier (or other sparkling water) to make sure the greens get pulverized completely. I like to add a few ice cubes to make it colder. Rum optional.

John Lennon (1940-1980)

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When in doubt, fuck it.
John Lennon

Austrian women victorious in topless match

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Austrian women victorious in topless match
‘The match was organised by a chat room website.’

Cheeky riders

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Cheeky Riders
We now continue with our regular programming.

List your list

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List Your List
Not particularly meatpixel-y, but entertaining nonetheless.

Times must be hard – Americans are buying Spam again - Times Online

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Americans are buying Spam again
Spam spam spam spam!

The Heart Attack Grill

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The Heart Attack Grill

They look like real nurses to me.

Hierarchy of Beards

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Hierarchy of Beards from Wondermark
Cool names. Except for “Douche.”

The most Bar Tricks in one place

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The most Bar Tricks in one place
Depends on your definition of ‘trick.’

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TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

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TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME
Sorry about the caps, but it’s BLACK METAL.