UPDATE: I’m missing a kidney. And the breakfast bar, it sucks.

If I never post here again, it’s because I stayed at the nasty, terrifying Woodley Suites in Houston. This has to be the worst hotel I have ever stayed at. Everything is filthy, and it looks like the door has been kicked in at least once. I complained to Continental, who put me up in this place. Twice, actually, because the first “representative” hung up on me. Who cares, right? Here’s another great review of this dismal shithole (“I no longer fear death…because I’ve stayed at the Woodley Suites”).