Mike West’s Squirrel Stuff

meat — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 13:13:59 +0000

They’re not just for breakfast, u know. Plentiful, too. Puppets??

Meatpixel’s 20-Minute Man Chow

meat — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:56:59 +0000

Heat an iron skillet with olive oil. Not too hot. You don’t want it to smoke.
Boil water.
Add four or five chicken breast tenderloins to skillet. Use a lid to protect you from spattering oil if they’re frozen.
Boil spaghetti.
Cook tenderloins until they start to turn slightly tan on each side (you’ll have to turn them once).
Heat half a jar of spaghetti sauce in microwave (I like Newman’s Own Sockarooni Sauce). Cover with paper towel, or you’ll get yelled at. Use low power for a couple minutes.
Drain spaghetti. Dump into bowl with sauce.
Put tenderloins on top of spaghetti, ‘all-covered-with-cheese,’ if you like.
Turn off stove.
Eat.

meat — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:30:07 +0000

‘You know how squirrels like nuts?’
Yeah, it’s just like that.